Do Not Watch Or Suffer The Consequences

Dear Future Citizens/Conquers/Oppressed/Feminists/Patriarchy of Earth,

Do you even read? Do you comprehend english? Avez-vous encore lire? Comprenez-vous français? We have put so many signs asking you do not watch, but well, you didn’t listen did you. Well we warned you, I’m guessing three tons of uranium surrounded by 500 tonnes of lead wasn’t good enough for you. Anyways, since you made it this far, here are the contents:

Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off – We didn’t like it either

Iggy Azalea’s Fancy – We warned you

Joself Salvat’s Open Season – Not all our music was bad

James Bay’s Hold Back The River – Told you some of it was good


The ultimate american burger – Tasted good, right? You now have diabetes

My mixtape – Hey, I still wanna sell my cd

A date and address- Once time machines are invented, go here

An Xbox 1 and PS4 – Decide which is better

A MacBook – Looks nice but it sucks

‘In No Way Meant To Offend Anyone)

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Time Capsule.”

I am not who I say I am but who my writing says I am; my characters define me. Like puppets in a play, they tell you who pulls the strings. I'm not who I say I am; I'm who you think I am.

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