*knock* Mom! *knock* Mom! I won the No Bell Prize!

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “I’d Like to Thank My Cats.”

What it this time.

No mom I actually won one of the most prestigious awards in my field. It is only given to the best and brightest in the profession, only few ever win it and I, not only was nominated, but also won it making me the youngest ever nominee and winner.

Congratulations hun, what it called.

The Punmanship award.


Ladies and Gentleman,

I would like to thank you for all your hard work and the fact that many of you would equally deserve to stand here makes me all the more honoured. No doubt I’ve been punishing myself thinking that I’m not worthy of this title, but I started remembering where I came from. For some of you that don’t know, I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I then pursued bakery with a friend. While I was away his bakery burnt down and now his business is toast. After that I pursued theatre thats where I started to understand the value of our line of work. It was a theatrical performance about puns but really it was just a play on words. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. Well anyway, I am so honoured to be there that I could pursue law.

The Icognito Writer


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